the only unhealthy part of cheese is the cheese
okokokokok before you come at us about not assigning value judgments to food (which ofc we agree with not doing this), this was from when we accidentally bought like 25lbs of gruyere for one fondue night. she was trying to say that cheese isn't the worst ever because it has protein. but as per usual, we were extremely tired so it came out like this, and this was way funnier. the cheese was generated by ai.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
okokokokok before you come at us about not assigning value judgments to food (which ofc we agree with not doing this), this was from when we accidentally bought like 25lbs of gruyere for one fondue night. she was trying to say that cheese isn't the worst ever because it has protein. but as per usual, we were extremely tired so it came out like this, and this was way funnier. the cheese was generated by ai.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
okokokokok before you come at us about not assigning value judgments to food (which ofc we agree with not doing this), this was from when we accidentally bought like 25lbs of gruyere for one fondue night. she was trying to say that cheese isn't the worst ever because it has protein. but as per usual, we were extremely tired so it came out like this, and this was way funnier. the cheese was generated by ai.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!